The Crappy Pick Up Lines Game

State your crappy pick up lines here.
(Nothing Overly Explicit Please)

Ill start

"I'm good at math, U + I = 69"

"Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

Hey I lost my puppy, can you help me look for it? I think it went into that crappy motel over there.

"Are your parents from Iraq? Because I think you're the bomb!"

*grabs the girls butt* is this seat taken?

I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?

Im like a rubix cube, you can play me all night long

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

You, Me, Bed 20 Minutes Lets Go

Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?"
(id throw the screw at the persons face -_- )

I love every bone in your body
especially mine

Your name tag is showing, it says..made in heaven

Soz I heardz joo likez my mudkipz

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
(sorry that sounds like a serial killer one....)

PENIS

Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped

@ Dalty: WTF?

@Hala: I've actually seen people just randomly yell it out before xD

can i have your picture so that i can show santa what i want for christmas?

@Dalty: Wow....

@Hala: yep lol

Did you know that kissing the guy in front of you is good for your skin?

I lost my teddybear,can i sleep with you?
(One of my personal favorites )

@Hala: that was an epic one

"Aren't You Tired [usually followed by a 'no why?'] Cause You've Been Running Thru My Head"

*is tired*

Tsuya Kekkyuu wrote:

*is tired*

._.

Hala wrote:

Tsuya Kekkyuu wrote:

*is tired*

._.

haha
guess what im tired from